WATERBURY, VT-Admitting that the bar used to be much, much lower, local 38-year-old Jeremy Griffiths confirmed Tuesday that his childhood best friend Ben Martin would never make the cut now. If we didn't have decades of memories together, there's no way that I would have invited him to any important function in my adult life," [...]The post Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now appeared first on The Onion.