AUSTIN, TX-Noting that he'd already claimed to be sick, at a dentist appointment, and tied up with an unexpected 9 p.m. football practice, University of Texas quarterback Arch Manning confirmed Tuesday that he was quickly running out of polite, semi-plausible excuses to avoid mentorship from his uncle Eli. He means well, and I don't want [...]The post Arch Manning Running Out Of Polite Ways To Decline Eli's Mentorship appeared first on The Onion.