CRAWFORD, TX-Lashing out at the overbearing former vice president seated motionless in a rocking chair by the attic window, a distraught George W. Bush shouted, Shut up, Mother! Shut up!" at the skeleton of Dick Cheney dressed in a suit, sources confirmed Friday. I'm not your little boy anymore, Mother, so why must you constantly [...]The post Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!' Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit appeared first on The Onion.