ARLINGTON, VA-In a finding that researchers confirmed could greatly assist in identifying potential bad actors, a study released Friday by the Department of Defense concluded that practicing kung fu naked in the mirror was the best indicator of being a domestic terrorist.Our research determined that performing precision Shaolin kung fu while nude before a living [...]The post Study: Practicing Kung Fu Naked In Mirror Best Indicator Of Being Domestic Terrorist appeared first on The Onion.
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