KNOXVILLE, TN-In a development her family began referringto as a stroke of luck," local 81-year-old Gloria Martin reportedly died Thursday before her granddaughter arrived to Thanksgiving dinner with her girlfriend. Oh, thank God-problem solved, everybody," said Frank Martin, grandson of the deceased, who reportedly breathed a sigh of relief along with his cousins, aunts, uncles, [...]The post Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister's Girlfriend Arrives appeared first on The Onion.