WICHITA, KS-Admitting that the tempting dried fruit would ruin her figure, local grandmother Linda Donovan told reporters Friday that she can't trust herself to keep raisins in the house. I used to keep a canister up in a high cabinet that I couldn't reach without hurting myself, but I've decided it's more responsible to remove [...]The post Grandmother Can't Trust Herself To Keep Raisins In House appeared first on The Onion.