2025 Xmas knitware nightmare could be yours if you make us smile: When was peak Microsoft? Free Wear It's that time of year again when Microsoft dispatches its latest Ugly Sweater to The Register, and we spoil a lucky reader that makes us smile by sending you the garment in time for Christmas....

Peak Microsoft is whatever you want it to be. Or not The readers have spoken, and the era of peak Microsoft is... open to debate....