WASHINGTON-Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and-I'm reading off the official statistics from my people-500 will be 25,500," said Trump, speaking from the Oval Office [...]The post Trump Announces 5,000%Increase In All Numbers appeared first on The Onion.