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Vatican Formally Recognizes FirstGen Z Demon
VATICAN CITY-In a milestone many Roman Catholics hope will bring the church into the 21st century, Vatican officials issued a statement Tuesday formally recognizing Generation Z's first demon.For his innovative use of digital communications to torment and possess the Christian faithful, Melapheus, better known by his online handle DiabolusMel, is hereby accorded full demonhood," Pope [...]The post Vatican Formally Recognizes FirstGen Z Demon appeared first on The Onion.
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