CAMDEN, NJ-Revealing that the products offered customers multiple protection options in a delicious range of flavors, food processing giant Campbell's announced Thursday it had launched a new line of self-defense soups. Whether you attach the can to a strap and use it as a flail or heat up the soup to create a thermal weapon, [...]The post Campbell's Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups appeared first on The Onion.