WASHINGTON-Praising the recipients for their acts of true Americancowardice, President Donald Trump proudly announced a new Dodger Dividend" on Wednesday night for anyone who successfully avoided military service. Today, we celebrate the millions of patriots willing to step up and do whatever it takes to avoid being shipped off to war and getting themselves killed," [...]The post Trump Announces New Dodger Dividend' For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service appeared first on The Onion.