WASHINGTON-Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president's medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. Recent photos of Trump appear to show him sustaining a series of double- and triple-digit damage values during a press event, fueling rumors that his hit-point pool may be [...]The post Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head appeared first on The Onion.

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