SANTA FE, NM-A set of billowing curtains signaling that they had arrived moments too late, staff from Penguin Random House reportedly broke down George R.R. Martin's door Monday as the writer escaped through a bathroom window. George, George, come back-we don't want to hurt you! We just want to talk!" said executive editor Anne Groell,who [...]The post Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window appeared first on The Onion.