THE HEAVENS-Praising the man-made food item as on par with the real thing," God Almighty, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, admitted Thursday that imitation crab tastes just as good as the living crabs that He created.Credit where credit is due-between the pleasant taste and low cost, I definitely don't hate this," said the Infallible Architect [...]The post God Admits Imitation Crab Tastes Just As Good appeared first on The Onion.