OVERLAND PARK, KS-Expressing frustration that his efforts to be accommodating continue to go unappreciated, area man Thomas Kemps confirmed Monday that nothing is ever good enough for the woman hehasbeen holdingcaptivein his basement for the past 39 days. I give and I give, and what do I get in return? Not a single genuine thank-you," [...]The post Nothing Ever Good Enough For Captive appeared first on The Onion.