SANTA BARBARA, CA-Groaning as yet another stranger shoved a ballpoint pen in his face, actor Noah Wyle stated Thursday that he was fed up with pushy fan tracheotomy requests. Listen, I love that you love my work, but I'm just trying to grab breakfast with my family right now, not cut through any windpipes, okay?" [...]The post Noah Wyle Fed Up With Pushy Fan Tracheotomy Requests appeared first on The Onion.