WASHINGTON-Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of the American Dream, President Donald Trump announced Friday that his direct-to-consumer website TrumpRx would offer a $1 million citizenship pill. Instead of sitting through a stupid test and having to attend some boring oath ceremony, you [...]The post TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill appeared first on The Onion.