MEMPHIS, TN-Immediately conducting a risk assessment after he heard the doorbell ring, local dog Toby was reportedly forced Wednesday to make a split-second decision about whether to kill or show his tummy to an unknown visitor. I really love getting scritchy-scratchies on my tumtum, but if this guy is dangerous, then the safer bet is [...]The post Dog Must Make Split-Second Decision Whether To Kill Or Show Tummy To Visitor appeared first on The Onion.