The 98th Academy Awards will take place March 15 at the Dolby Theater. The Onion examines the 10 contenders in this year's Best Picture race. Bugonia Synopsis: A conspiracy theorist attempts to uncover a CEO's sinister plot that is oddly devoid of pedophiles. Defining Line: Prepare to be bald, idiot!" Prospects: Slim, but they said [...]The post The Onion's 2026 Oscars Best Picture Guide appeared first on The Onion.