PASADENA, CA-In what many have hailed as a groundbreaking discovery in the field of genetics, scientists at the California Institute of Technology published a study Thursday revealing that up to 93% of American baby boomers were fathered by a single virile milkman. Our extensive DNA analysis shows that one hyper-fertile dairy deliveryman going about his [...]The post Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman appeared first on The Onion.