SACRAMENTO, CA-Following an extended series of failed attempts, Friday night's matchup between the New Orleans Pelicans and the Sacramento Kings reportedly ended with neither team's players proving able to recover a tipoff. According to sources in attendance, both the 25-52 Pelicans and the 20-57 Kings failed to gain possession of the opening jump ball and [...]The post Pelicans-Kings Game Ends After Neither Team Able To Recover Tipoff appeared first on The Onion.