WASHINGTON-Saying he had finally found a military commander whose character was worthy of the U.S. Army,Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Friday that he was replacing ousted top general Randy George with a horse that drinks beer.With Dusty's wartime promotion to Army chief of staff, we're putting the world on notice that the days of buzzkill [...]The post Pete Hegseth Replaces Top General With Horse That Drinks Beer appeared first on The Onion.