WASHINGTON-Lowering their sunglasses for a better look at the massive honkin' caboose, the entire U.S. populace was reportedly enthralled Friday by an adult man with a huge, juicy ass. That middle-aged man has an absolute bakery back there," said Harlan Davis, 33, echoing the sentiments of 340 million Americans who could not look away from [...]The post Nation Enthralled By Adult Man With Huge Juicy Ass appeared first on The Onion.