ROLAND, AR-Expressing frustration that the rabid Cabinet member had completely decimated the cattle inventory, local farmer Lindon Trelby told reporters he purchased a guard dog Tuesday to protect his livestock from Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. I first knew something was getting into the pens when I found a tattered, bloody [...]The post Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr. appeared first on The Onion.