SADDLE RIVER, NJ-Saying Down, down!" in an assertive voice and repeatedly spraying her with water, local man Justin Landry emphasized to reporters Thursday that his surrogate was not allowed on the furniture. I feel bad, but this couch is expensive, and I don't exactly know where she's been," said Landry, adding that as much as [...]The post Surrogate Not Allowed On Furniture appeared first on The Onion.