LOS ANGELES-Howling in terror upon observing the Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy in all of His uncovered glory, TikTok creator Alex Morris reportedly screamed Friday after barging in on a bathing Xenu during a speedrun of a Church of Scientology building. Jesus fucking Christ-what the hell is that thing?" Morris said mid-livestream as the ancient, [...]The post Church Of Scientology Speedrunner Screams After Barging In On Xenu Taking Bath appeared first on The Onion.