CHICAGO-Plunged into sudden disarray and confusion, pedestrians on Augusta Boulevard were reportedly left frightened and wandering helplessly Monday after encountering a bright orange Sidewalk Closed" sign. According to witnesses, a growing crowd of disoriented commuters were milling anxiously in front of the sign, with one woman sobbing quietly into her hands and saying, But this [...]The post Sidewalk Closed' Sign Leaves Pedestrians Frightened, Wandering Helplessly appeared first on The Onion.