STARBASE, TX-Firing off dozens of messages in less than a minute at 2:30 a.m., Elon Musk reportedly hit up a text thread Wednesday to see if any of his 13 kids had ketamine. Hey kids, it's Dad, I've just been crashing out hard and need a few bumps of K to get me to the [...]The post Elon Musk Hits Up Text Thread To See If Any Of His 13 Kids Has Ketamine appeared first on The Onion.