VATICAN CITY-Lambasting the muddled" plotlines of the post-Lucas era in a staggering 60,000 words, Pope Leo XIV released a new encyclical Friday on the perils of Disney's Star Wars strategy. The Star Wars franchise, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel [...]The post Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney's Star Wars' Strategy appeared first on The Onion.