WASHINGTON-Declaring the money long overdue compensation for some of the nation's most persecuted individuals, President Donald Trump announced an $88 billion fund Tuesday specifically appropriated to any man ever rejected by a woman. At long last, there will be justice for every man in America who was very unfairly told no," said the president, noting [...]The post Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman appeared first on The Onion.