CHICAGO-Having confirmed the shocking development with numerous top-level sources, a depressed Shams Charania broke the news Thursday that he has absolutely no one.Per multiple industry insiders, I can confirm that I've driven away everyone who ever cared about me in this world, and now I'm all alone with my miserable self," the dejected, unshaven NBA [...]The post Depressed Shams Charania Breaks Scoop That He Has No One appeared first on The Onion.