DALLAS-In a bold risk that strayed from her usual habits, local woman Emily Lentz reportedly dove headfirst into a thrilling adventure Wednesday by blindly purchasing a different apple variety. What crazy times might this Cosmic Crisp have in store for me? I choose to accept its enigmatic offer with open arms," said Lentz, noting that [...]The post Woman Dives Headfirst Into Thrilling Adventure By Blindly Purchasing Different Apple Variety appeared first on The Onion.