LOW EARTH ORBIT-Smiling and waving triumphantly as their celestial forms floated through the cosmos, America's Founding Fathers appeared in the sky over the United States on Saturday to wish the greatest nation on earth a happy 250th birthday. Happy semiquincentennial, America," said the enormous, beaming visage of George Washington, who materialized in the thermosphere alongside [...]The post Founding Fathers Smile Down On America From Outer Space appeared first on The Onion.