LOS ANGELES-Audibly whispering no, no, no" as his mind flashed back to the toiletry item he had neglected to retrieve amid his exit from the Los Angeles Lakers, NBA superstar LeBron James reportedly panicked Wednesday upon remembering that he had left a brand-new stick of deodorant in his locker. Oh, shit, my deodorant!" said James, [...]The post LeBron James Realizes He Left Brand-New Stick Of Deodorant In Lakers Locker appeared first on The Onion.