WASHINGTON-Relieved that their colleague appeared to be the very same man they'd known for years,allies of Sen. Mitch McConnell told reporters Friday they had recently met with the seven-term Kentucky Republican inside a body bag. Like so many Americans, we had our concerns about Mitch, but when the technician unzipped that vinyl pouch and let [...]The post GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag appeared first on The Onion.