SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY, CA-Tugging down his blue jeans as tens of thousands of heliostat mirrors angled the noonday sun in his direction, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly overheard saying Time to become immortal" Monday while he exposed his perineum atop the Ivanpah 2 solar tower in the Mojave Desert. [...]The post Time To Become Immortal,' Announces RFK Jr., Exposing Perineum Atop Solar Tower appeared first on The Onion.