KANSAS CITY, MO-Audibly groaning as everyone around him rose to their feet, local baseball fan Mark Girma told reporters Friday that he resented a fourth-inning home run for making him pause eating so he could clap. Oh, for Christ's sake, now?" said Girma, who had reportedly just squeezed his way down his row following a [...]The post Man Resents Home Run For Making Him Pause Eating, Clap appeared first on The Onion.