DAYTON, OH-Jeering that the other man's chiseled physique would offer little aid in their upcoming confrontation, local intellectual Kenneth Dufresne reportedly challenged his wife's muscular sidepiece to a battle of wits Friday. Your hypertrophied pectorals may have momentarily swayed Veronica from the path of marital fidelity, but let's see how you fare when not your [...]The post Wife's Muscular Sidepiece Challenged To Battle Of Wits appeared first on The Onion.