WASHINGTON-Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images,the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. I wasn't just willingly viewing it, I actually cared who won, andI was tuning in right here in the United Statesinstead of watching it in [...]The post Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer appeared first on The Onion.