EAU CLAIRE, WI-Staring down at his dampened shirt with a mixture of anger and stunned disbelief, local man Frank Buchwald was reportedly acting like he was never going to be dry again after he got hit by a sprinkler Tuesday. Buchwald, who was described by friends and colleagues as an otherwise sane and rational person, [...]The post Man Angry He Got Hit By Sprinkler Acting Like He's Never Going To Be Dry Again appeared first on The Onion.