CHARLOTTE, NC-Admitting he was baffled that the seven days without whiskey hadn't already made him a high-functioning member of society, local one-week sober man Trent Ross told reporters Friday he thought all his problems would have been fixed by now. It's been seven days since I had a drink, but I still haven't gotten a [...]The post One-Week Sober Man Thought All Problems Would Be Fixed By Now appeared first on The Onion.