EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND-Sighing as he prepared to board a bus to the airport for his return flight home, American tourist Ben Frachs reported feeling disappointed Friday to be leaving Scotland without having seen a single Fat Bastard. I can't believe I didn't spot one Fat Bastard the whole time I was here," said Frachs, who claimed [...]The post Tourist Disappointed To Leave Scotland Without Seeing Single Fat Bastard appeared first on The Onion.