KANSAS CITY, MO-Insisting the creature's unusual anatomical structure could create matchup nightmares across the AFC, Travis Kelce reportedly begged Chiefs head coach Andy Reid on Tuesday to sign a friendly extraterrestrial the star tight end had met in the woods. According to sources, Kelce acknowledged the trembling gray alien lacked formal football experience, an understanding [...]The post Travis Kelce Begs Andy Reid To Sign Friendly Extraterrestrial He Met In Woods appeared first on The Onion.