PHILADELPHIA-In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper's Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a sexless, bloodless" adaptation. The first line of my translation is Tell me about a kooky Minion,' but the Minions in director Pierre Coffin's film-who has said in at [...]The post Translator Of Original Minions' Epic Poem Slams Sexless, Bloodless' Film Adaptation appeared first on The Onion.