FREDERICKTOWN, MO-In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the belovedscenic hideaway,a multinational make-out conglomerate announced Tuesday that it had purchased the small town's treasured make-out point. Generations of us have enjoyed driving out to this secluded little perch for sucking face, and now this giant corporation wants to make it some [...]The post Small Town's Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate appeared first on The Onion.