CHICAGO-Noting that there were no empty seats to switch to on the entirely full bus, sources confirmed Tuesday morning that a belching, groaning passenger seated directly behind a local woman had announced, Oh fuck." Reports indicated that the passenger had spent several minutes prior to his proclamation clutching his stomach and muttering, Please oh please [...]The post Oh Fuck,' Announces Belching, Groaning Bus Passenger Directly Behind Woman appeared first on The Onion.