ARLINGTON, VA-In what may be the largest-ever disclosure of government data concerning the mysterious aerial phenomena, Pentagon officials announced Wednesday they had begun releasing a trove of formerly classified files on blimps. These strange, balloon-like anomalies have captivated the public imagination for decades," chief Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell said of the unusually bulbous vessels officially [...]The post Pentagon Declassifies Files On Blimps appeared first on The Onion.