BALTIMORE-Calling the study's findings revolutionary" for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive power of a rocket launcher increased by 35% when the person firing it shouted Suck on this." According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, Hey dickbreath, [...]The post Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting Suck On This' appeared first on The Onion.