MCCOOK, IL-Complaining that he couldn't even walk down the street without being mistaken for a world-class basketball player, doughy Eastern European immigrant Vukain Petrovi told reporters Thursday that he was tired of everyone assuming he was an NBA superstar.Just because I'm a 6-foot-10, soft-bodied Balkan man with a last name ending in -i,' everyone automatically [...]The post Doughy Eastern European Man Tired Of Everyone Assuming He's NBA Superstar appeared first on The Onion.