WASHINGTON-Touting her overall cruelty and particular delight at making others feel miserably self-conscious, the White House on Monday tapped a mean teenager from a Zara fitting room as its new press secretary. Madison [Rhodes] has been on our radar ever since she humiliated a total stranger at a Zara changing area and sent her fleeing [...]The post White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary appeared first on The Onion.